It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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