I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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