I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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