Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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