And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Randomize
