I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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