You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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