My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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