didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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