Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
she looked like the before picture.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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