i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My balls are so social today.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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