exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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