Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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