Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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