i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i love accidental penises.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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