i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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