yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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