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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.

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  Where's it at?

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  In your pants.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"

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• (212): View more from New York

  I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"

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  No idea hahaha...why?

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  He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?

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