Apparently you make a good broom.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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