just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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