Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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