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(778): View more from British Columbia

i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".

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(432): View more from Texas

Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season

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(217): View more from Illinois

I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'

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(773): View more from Illinois

the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...

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(425): View more from Washington

Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk

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(224): View more from Illinois

She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would

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