i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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