she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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