On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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