i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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