is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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