so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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