okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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