is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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