I don't remember. Are we still dating?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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