On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
