I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How's work?
Spinning.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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