Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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