Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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