I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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