He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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