i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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