Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
