yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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