I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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