I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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