Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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