Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
