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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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