Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
There's even glitter on my cock...
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