is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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