Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Will you blow on my dice?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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