This gyro tastes like lonliness
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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