Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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