U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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