spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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