question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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