And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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